The Last Day 2

The 2nd 'Last Note'

So, i'm rather pleased to announce yet another day of surviving. Each day is such a battle, every night i looking the mirror and feel like terrifying my dog with shrieks of laughter. I feel rather like throwing a huge party in honor of me, celebrating what i have accomplished in living another day, and lighting another fire.

Oh, speaking of fire, i am glad to say that i remain Diamond Black, and i am also glad to present a photo of my most recent struggle with $#@&%. I hesitate to place a picture of said $#@&% on my page, but, seeing as how i'm beating the snot out of it, i feel fine about it.

I recently read the series of books entitled "A Series of Unfortunate Events" It is awful. It completely promotes the usage of $#@&%, and often recommends spending your time putting fires out.
Disgusting propaganda. It should be outlawed.

Notice in this picture how the $#@&%, can't even help but reflect my beautiful fire. *Ahem*

The Last Day 1

This is my very first 'Last Note'. *takes a deep breath* Today i am Diamond Black(multiple personality #1). It is my main personality, and who i am most often. I think the first thing to be said is that i love fire. It's called pyromania, and it's often rather more looked down on than it might, and i feel i should set a few things straight. Whenever some odd chap blurts out a word like FIRE, all sorts of wonderful images come to mind:

• Burning houses
  
• Burning forests
  
• Burning sneakers
  
• Burning money
  
• Even Burning books

Aren't they wonderful? Glorious? Can't you feel the heat? Fire really is brilliant. We can create beautiful works of art with it's image, it's cozy, it's warm, it's illuminating, and it's, well, it's fire. In books and stories, fire is always the enemy, the villen. What could be cooler (or hotter, he he) than a bad guy who is completely unstoppable? *ahem* Almost. (But we don't mention $#@&%. Not on my page at least. On my page $#@&% is completely inappropriate. It is my foe.)