So, i'm rather pleased to announce yet another day of surviving. Each day is such a battle, every night i looking the mirror and feel like terrifying my dog with shrieks of laughter. I feel rather like throwing a huge party in honor of me, celebrating what i have accomplished in living another day, and lighting another fire.
Oh, speaking of fire, i am glad to say that i remain Diamond Black, and i am also glad to present a photo of my most recent struggle with $#@&%. I hesitate to place a picture of said $#@&% on my page, but, seeing as how i'm beating the snot out of it, i feel fine about it.
I recently read the series of books entitled "A Series of Unfortunate Events" It is awful. It completely promotes the usage of $#@&%, and often recommends spending your time putting fires out.Disgusting propaganda. It should be outlawed.
Notice in this picture how the $#@&%, can't even help but reflect my beautiful fire. *Ahem*

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